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Caribou Coffee
Brand total= 3
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Caribou Coffee
This is the first example of one of my more controversial energy criteria. I count canned coffee. Please refer to the Criteria page for more.

Espresso
Size: 12oz bottlecan
Location Acquired: Hinds Oil Mart, Montrose, PA
Location in Collection: The Freakshow
Taste Rating: 2/10
Energy Rating: 3/10
Review:
I don't like black coffee, so espresso isn't exactly my cup of tea (coffee?). Even as far as espressos go, this was still bad. I'm not sure what the problem is; if it's the "real coffee" they use, or what but this was watery, bitter to the point of sourness, and disgusting. Energy wasn't bad though; a mild caffeine push from the espresso.

Regular
Size: 12oz bottlecan
Location Acquired: Hinds Oil Mart, Montrose, PA
Location in Collection: The Freakshow
Taste Rating: 4/10
Energy Rating: 2/10
Review:
This flavor, while not as disgusting as the Espresso, still had the same problem. It also had chunks in it. Taste was better, energy less because, well it's 12oz of weak coffee. What'd you expect?

Vanilla
Size: 12oz bottlecan
Location Acquired: Hinds Oil Mart, Montrose, PA
Location in Collection: The Freakshow
Taste Rating: 3/10
Energy Rating: 2/10
Review:
Vanilla coffees, I usually enjoy because the vanillaness counteracts the bitterness commonly associated with canned coffee. This however, had that same mysterious problem that the other two had, and the vanillaness simply added a sickening overtone to it. Energy is the same as the regular.